My Wife Made Me Fat

MY WIFE MADE ME FAT 💍

Forget the dad bod—this is a marriage security system. She keeps you fed, you keep getting wider, and suddenly the competition disappears. True love is temporary. Second dinner is forever.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Ribbed, reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching

- DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp, durable ink coverage

- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean